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Kevin Tit • August 16, 2021

HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Local man Hanford Lin was nowhere to be found today after allowing touring band Snuffed to crash…

Shea Strauss • August 15, 2021

HOMESTEAD, Iowa — 32-year-old big city girl Vikki Rue reluctantly entered an intense but brief romance with local inn-keeper Ian…

Taylor Roebuck • August 15, 2021

TUCSON, Ariz. — 30-year-old Joann Kim suffered a three-day hangover after walking by the liquor aisle at her local grocery…

Taylor Roebuck • August 14, 2021

LANSING, Mich. — 14-year-old goth Sarah Marpa suffered a series of horrendous nightmares after watching lighthearted rom-com “The Wedding Singer”…

Julia Zhen • August 14, 2021

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Brad Harris, a first time house show promoter, triple checked to make sure the only toilet at…

Ryan Danley • August 13, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Legendary alt-crooner Morrissey admitted that he feels creatively fulfilled now that he is able to cancel his…

Zach Raffio • August 12, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — Local bouncer Frank DeGarge confirmed today that he is forced to cover up any non-tattooed parts of…

Dianne Nora • August 11, 2021

WASHINGTON — Members of the United States Senate were up until the early hours of the morning working to protect…

Nathan Kamal • August 11, 2021

CHICAGO — Local man Wesley Farkas is worried that a recent proposal to enter into a lifetime commitment with girlfriend…

Taylor Roebuck • August 11, 2021

PLYMOUTH, Ind. — Police officer Kurt Aldrich made a heroic domestic violence arrest after turning himself over to authorities following…

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