Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — A CDC annual report detailing the various causes of death in the United States noted that “being crushed…
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Ian Yamamoto
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MIAMI — First time nude beach goer Simon Lowell made fellow nudists uncomfortable with his obvious anxiety surrounding what to…
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A friend whom you haven’t spoken to, texted, or shared an Instagram exchange with in the…
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Josh Klasco
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local straight edge 22-year-old Niki Mishtia once again proved that he is perfectly capable of acting like…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local homebody Jenny Wellmeyer experienced generalized anxiety due to the overwhelming pressure to go do something outside while…
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Dianne Nora
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…
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Krissy Howard
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Chivalrous show-goer and all-around class act Dustin Delgado assisted a crying woman at a show last Thursday…
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James Knapp
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PITTSBURGH — Local woman Stephanie Commita’s relationship of seven years is reportedly “teetering on the brink of complete collapse” following…
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Tony Morse
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NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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John Danek
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ROSWELL, N.M. — Local bachelor Ian Rael felt optimistic about his first Hinge date with Emily Backovich, an event that…
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