Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — Dr. Christine Giles, a scientist at the Global Science Research Institute, just ripped a printing document off an…
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Heather Cook
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RALEIGH, N.C. — Local metalhead Damien Walsh is recovering at the Holly Hill Hospital after suffering severe nerve damage in…
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James Knapp
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WASHINGTON, D.C — The Supreme Court of the United States recently decided, after allowing a law banning all abortions after…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — Local man and filthy roommate Mickey Bedford was caught running the sink for a few short…
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Camden Brazile
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AUSTIN — Media personality and podcast tycoon Joe Rogan tested positive for the coronavirus today, and urged his followers that,…
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Patrick Crooks
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LOS ANGELES — Bored Marvel and Disney executives confirmed that they have greenlit a Captain America vs. Predator crossover mostly…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Local man Todd Cohen admitted that he is slowly caving to a misleading ad for the 7/11 hot…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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Neel Bhakta
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Local sad sack Jarvis Palmer recently deleted all of his social media accounts and now spends most…
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Taylor Roebuck
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Cinema is a universal language that we all speak. Our favorite films connect us all by tapping into the greater…
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