Michael Luis
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November 6, 2021
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local doctor Elvin Grant advised a hardscrabble down-on-his-luck police detective to exclusively take their medication aggressively and…
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Nathan Kamal
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November 6, 2021
SEATTLE — Local man James Tebuto is losing confidence in himself halfway through what he’s realizing is an overwhelming order…
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James Knapp
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November 5, 2021
FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A vintage Pac-Man arcade cabinet belonging to area laundromat Sudsy’s Soak ‘n Scrub is reportedly the…
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Bobby Korec
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November 5, 2021
PALO ALTO, Calif. — Tesla recently revealed the prototype for their new self-driving Dragula that can independently dig through ditches…
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Camden Brazile
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November 4, 2021
KENOSHA, Wisc. — Judge Bruce Schroeder called for a recess after a long day of court proceedings in the Kyle…
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Chris Nakis
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November 4, 2021
BETHESDA, Md. — Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease, recently gave approval for…
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Brandon Morland
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November 4, 2021
MINNEAPOLIS — Bar staff everywhere are rejoicing as Semisonic penned a long-awaited follow-up to their 1998 single “Closing Time” entitled…
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SAN DIEGO — Local breadwinner and career bassist Clarissa Khatri announced a leave of absence from his day job after…
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V.F. Thompson
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November 3, 2021
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — The local police department issued a public service announcement this morning warning the populace to be aware…
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Nathan Kamal
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November 3, 2021
CHICAGO — Aging goth Ashe Montresor is barely managing to push through their daily 170-minute ritual of applying the appropriate…
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