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EASTHAMPTON, Mass. — Local police officer James Kehoe was stripped of his Sergeant rank after his two semesters of D.A.R.E.…
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The Hard Times Staff
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GRESHAM, Ore. — Local friendless reject Dennis Hagar is looking to give away an extra ticket to tonight’s Classless Few…
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Tim Sheard
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NEW YORK — The Hallmark Channel is branching out into new creative territory this year with the addition of a…
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The Hard Times Staff
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NORWELL, Mass. — Lifelong Democrat and self-proclaimed liberal activist Andy O’Hare added his name to a petition to build more…
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Dan Kozuh
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LAKE FOREST, Calif. — Local high school band teacher Kurt Hill has yet to reveal to his students that he…
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Brandon Talley
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JERUSALEM — Biblical scholars were stunned by a newly discovered set of ancient scrolls that suggests Jesus not only turned…
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Peter Woods
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Local musician Teddie Hutchinson broke his 23-day streak of avoiding anything resembling a natural food when he…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SEATTLE — Self-proclaimed Twitter activist Rachel Morrow claimed that if they had access to a functioning time machine they would…
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Anna Walsh
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CHICAGO — Standing against the wall, milling about, or looking around while waiting for acts to play is considered the…
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Nathan Kamal
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washington — in honor of legendary author, academic and activist bell hooks, president biden has declared that all capital letters…
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