Dianne Nora
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OAK PARK, Ill. — Lexie Henriques courageously ignored a notification suggesting it may be “Time to close Instagram?,” nobly ignoring…
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Peter Woods
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WASHINGTON — The United States Treasury announced they will introduce another round of ⅛” to ¼” adaptors into public circulation…
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Colleen Nerney
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Close friends of YouTuber and chef Andrew Rea, of “Binging with Babish” fame, recently expressed their apprehension…
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Nuutti Sihvonen
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Sales representative and aging pop-punk Dave Castello was appalled to discover that a frequently visited corner lot…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES -— Local punk Martin McGinnis became wistful and teary-eyed while reminiscing about the time he met punk legend…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Multiple references to new couple Darius Mastrogiovanni and Sam Padgett’s disgustingly raunchy sex life were skillfully and…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Multiple references to new couple Darius Mastrogiovanni and Sam Padgett’s disgustingly raunchy sex life were skillfully and…
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Corey Montgomery
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DAYTON, Ohio – Local man Jesse Clingman found himself unimpressed and longing for a friend to direct his complaints after…
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Ted Pillow
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LOS ANGELES — Incubus was voted the Most Popular Band for People Who Almost Did Shrooms Once for the 21st…
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Steve Esparra
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NEW YORK — Local unemployed man George Costanza attempted to impress colleagues by pretending to be a member of metalcore…
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