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Patrick Crooks • May 21, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Local man and self-described “music aficionado” Alex King once again paid $15 for access to a music…

Zach Hudson • May 20, 2022

TRUMANSBURG, N.Y. — Local vegan James Alta announced plans to increase his number of matches on various dating platforms by…

Russ Bizaro • May 20, 2022

PHILADELPHIA — Local punk Andrew Fetzer attempted to deceive friends by crudely marking his hands with a sharpie to hide…

Patrick Crooks • May 18, 2022

LINCOLN, Neb. — Local drunk Peter Brooks was outraged to find that despite holding the high score on the bar’s…

Robert John Scucci • May 18, 2022

NEW YORK — Local Band Twice Forgotten is ecstatic in their naivety after negotiating their first record contract despite the…

Dan Kozuh • May 17, 2022

NEW YORK — Friends of departed punk Malcom Kelly paid tribute to him on the one-year anniversary of this death…

Chris Bowen • May 17, 2022

SYRACUSE, N.Y. – Local goth Sarah Lashley is rejecting modern bedding options and instead chooses to sleep in a casket…

Nathan Kamal • May 16, 2022

BERKELEY, Calif. — A popular local hacky-sack circle broke late yesterday afternoon up over key creative disagreements among its many…

David Arriaga • May 16, 2022

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local man Rick Anderson remains ignorant to the fact that the generous beer donations he makes…

John Danek • May 15, 2022

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Accountant Keith Lowell has the suffix “guitar” at the end of his Instagram handle despite showing no…

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