Nathan Kamal
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IRVINE, Calif. — Doctor Lazlo Thesiger, a research scientist at Taco Bell's Insights Lab, has resorted to unnatural and dark…
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Lauren Sewell
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local personal trainer Chance “Hard Knock” Turner has been seen tearing across town in defiance of myriad…
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Colleen Nerney
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BALTIMORE, Md. — Local showgoers were shocked and dismayed after witnessing punk band, The Baby Hitlers, vanish completely during their…
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Ashley Naftule
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CHARLOTTE N.C. — 35-year-old punk stock trader “Big” Tim Treadwell jumped out of a speeding van’s window yesterday after receiving…
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Chris Bowen
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local man Allen McGuire noticed late yesterday afternoon that the sex doll he ordered online beared a…
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Sarah Cassell
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RENO, Nev. — Local boyfriend Zach Dornan planned a romantic evening out for him and his girlfriend Lizzie Hart at…
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Zachary Wolf
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BOSTON — The lead singer of local indie band Electric Ice Cubes admitted to being confused and “in awe” as…
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BALTIMORE — Local ungrateful son Jacob Atwal ignored what became one of many concerned texts from his mother until he…
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LOS ANGELES — Local mother Meredith Jordan was brought to the attention of Child Protective Services for engaging in activities…
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Krissy Howard
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BERLIN, Wisc. — Local friend Cassie Aragon was not sure whether to meet Maggie Baumgarter’s news that she's pregnant with…
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