James Knapp
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ELLENSBURG, Wash. — Members of local skiffle-punk revival band Rat Boy and The Cheese Police agreed to practice a song…
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Bobby Korec
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STONY BROOK, N.Y. — Lifelong socially anxious man Max Trembolt revealed to a group of friends that he was single…
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Peter Woods
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local guitarist Sebastian Melendez purchases the most inexpensive PA at his regular music equipment store following a…
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Mimi Kenny
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Amateur movie critic and frequent Letterboxd user Riley Nelson somehow fell ass-backward into writing a review that…
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Rachel Steele
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CONCORD, N.H. — Local trust fund kid Gil Winchester once again mocked his friends for electing to watch a more…
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Tim Graham
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RALEIGH, N.C. — Friends of record enthusiast Tom Montgomery expressed grave concern that they may be asked to help move…
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John Danek
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Pretentious bourbon sniffer Patrick Welles is ruining the otherwise fun vibes of an impromptu house party hang…
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Jessica Lillian
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk house Last Resort Lodge commemorated the official arrival of spring by bidding farewell to the resident…
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Dave McNamara
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HARTFORD, Conn. – Local father of two, and reformed punk maniac, Victor Amoratti remains completely oblivious to the fact that…
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Patrick Crooks
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LOS ANGELES — Local man and self-described “music aficionado” Alex King once again paid $15 for access to a music…
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