Patrick Coyne
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INDIANOLA, Iowa — Millennial Jenny Fang was sorely mistaken in thinking five days at her parent’s over Christmas would be…
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Dan Bookbinder
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local man Eric Palermo revealed himself to be a total poser after wearing a CBGB T-shirt despite…
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Dom Turek
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HIALEAH, Fla. — A new report from local drunk Emily Kinder indicates that the standards of alcoholism held by her…
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Joe Rumrill
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THREE OAKS, Mich. — Maggie Hinkle, the drummer of dreamo band LEERER, is reportedly showing her yuletide spirit by filling…
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Matt Grimminck
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DALLAS — Patrons of the NorthPark Center believed they witnessed a Christmas miracle when a mall Santa with a very…
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Dave McNamara
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Sales reports from a local Home Depot confirmed the retail giant is yet to sell a single…
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Sean Mullee
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LAKEWOOD, Ohio — Local pit boss Ralph MacQuery created a sense of chaos and turmoil when he suddenly hoisted a…
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Dave McNamara
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BOSTON — Door staff trainee, Shawn “Fitzy” Fitzgerald, failed the Whiskey Fist music venue’s onboarding test of sticking patrons' arm…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — A new report from teachers, librarians, and anyone who has ever picked up a book at any point…
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