Kyle Stanley
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BURBANK, Calif. — Executives at Columbia Pictures ordered the production of two more children from the talented loins of Uma…
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Tony Morse
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PORTLAND, Ore. — An innovative Rose City landlord demanded additional compensation from one of his tenants for the extra hour…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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RENO, Nev. – Local doom metal darlings Swamp Creatures released their new signature coffee beans to let their fans they’re…
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Dan Luberto
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FAIRFAX, Va. — Local sad sack Mark Curtis unknowingly surpassed the world record for consuming the most French onion dip…
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Anna Walsh
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ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — Local woman Nina Hernandez reportedly took the time to pack and load the starter bass she…
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Mimi Kenny
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PHOENIX, Ariz. — A track-for-track covers album of Black Sabbath’s “Master of Reality” offers a remarkable glimpse at what the…
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Stephen Bell
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HOUSTON — Local punk Alec Ryers revealed that all four tires on his heavily used Honda Fit were spares, according…
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John Danek
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BETHESDA, Md. — Military weapons developer and defense contracting behemoth Lockheed Martin announced that it is holding a DIY-style fundraiser…
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Doug Kolic
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LAS VEGAS – Actor Mark Wahlberg recently asserted that the fictional events contained in Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 novelty song…
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Bobby Korec
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APPLETON, Wisc. — Local seasonal retail giant Ghouls Depot is reportedly already playing Christmas music over their sound system despite…
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