Jose Balderas
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LOS ANGELES — Ticketmaster’s latest pre-sale for the Now That’s What I Call Music Tour allowed concertgoers to register for…
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Carter Schenke
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The entire state of California experienced a sudden and significant shortage of printer paper after Josh…
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Jessica Lillian
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FREDERICK, Md. — Local single man and self-proclaimed hopeless romantic Noah Reveis has at last identified what he described as…
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SAN DIEGO — Impoverished punk Greg “Spike” Templeton couldn’t be happier that his favorite band was not touring anywhere near…
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BROUSSARD, La. — Gun store owners across the country reported the need to cut costs as summer break ushers in…
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Ryan Sims
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PHILADELPHIA – Local Burnout John Parker admitted he wasn’t surprised to receive an exclusive text from his dad today offering…
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Kathy Lynch
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MIDDLETOWN, Conn. — Hairy Goat Nipple, a microbrewery scheduled to open next year, is close to deciding on which image…
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Trevor Graham
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NEW YORK — Beau Willimon, showrunner for “House of Cards,” said he is sorry for creating a show with such…
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John Danek
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MILWAUKEE — The ashamed parents and siblings of recent high school graduate Chase Benson booed, hissed, and jeered as he…
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Chris Bowen
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FREDONIA, N.Y. — Local metalhead Sam Barnhill decided it would probably be a good call to wear his lone Johnny…
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