Mimi Kenny
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NEW YORK – A local BDSM play party took a turn for the stressful when dominant “Silvan E” absentmindedly fed…
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James Knapp
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CLEVELAND — Bastion of musical irrelevance the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame (HoF) recently shut down its immersive exhibit…
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Trevor Graham
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DAKOTA CITY, Neb. — Owners of a Nebraska slaughterhouse introduced a new “Bring Your Child to Work Every Day” program…
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Trevor Graham
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DENVER — Local baker Charlotte Donovan, who specializes in vegan gluten-free baked goods, reported that she almost forgot to add…
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Jose Balderas
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LOS ANGELES — Ticketmaster’s latest pre-sale for the Now That’s What I Call Music Tour allowed concertgoers to register for…
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Carter Schenke
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The entire state of California experienced a sudden and significant shortage of printer paper after Josh…
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Jessica Lillian
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FREDERICK, Md. — Local single man and self-proclaimed hopeless romantic Noah Reveis has at last identified what he described as…
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SAN DIEGO — Impoverished punk Greg “Spike” Templeton couldn’t be happier that his favorite band was not touring anywhere near…
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BROUSSARD, La. — Gun store owners across the country reported the need to cut costs as summer break ushers in…
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Ryan Sims
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PHILADELPHIA – Local Burnout John Parker admitted he wasn’t surprised to receive an exclusive text from his dad today offering…
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