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Silver Lining? He Can’t Hide a Body Under His Bed if His Mattress Is on the Floor

Dom Turek • November 3, 2023

It’s common sense that the higher a man's mattress is off the floor, the more secrets he’s hiding. Don’t believe…

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Not a Great Sign: This Orgy Involves a Lot of Pre-Fuck Chanting

James Knapp • November 2, 2023

Well, this is not promising. The group sex hasn’t even started yet and already half the people in this candlelit…

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Opinion: Son, I Love You, But I’m Going To Need You To Stop Saying “Sweet Beans”

Matt McInerney • November 1, 2023

Son, you know that I love you, but we need to sit down and talk about something. The language you've…

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Opinion: “House of Leaves” Is Just “Infinite Jest” for Spooky People

Kyle Duggan • October 31, 2023

If you’ve ever been to a trendy coffee shop, you’ve seen someone sitting in an overstuffed armchair, conspicuously keeping track…

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13 Couples Costumes To Show off the Strange Power Dynamic in Your Relationship

Malia Simon • October 30, 2023

For most of the year with the exception of one special day, you and your partner’s upsetting sexual kink remains…

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We Asked Billy Corgan to Rank These Pumpkin Flavored Drinks and He Told Us to Go Fuck Ourselves

Patrick Crooks • October 29, 2023

With October nearly in the books, we decided to take a look at some of the newer variety of pumpkin…

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Opinion: Your House Isn’t Haunted, It’s Just a Piece of Shit

Doug Kolic • October 28, 2023

Well, that concludes our paranormal investigation of your turn-of-the-century Victorian farmhouse. After using numerous spirit-locating devices and other elaborate ghost-searching…

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Help! I Ran Over My Neighbors With My Camaro and My Dad’s Not The Mayor

Devin Spiegelberg • October 27, 2023

Here at the Hard Times, we’re always willing to help out our fans, and today we’ll be responding to a…

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Hey Pal, As a Grave Robber, Your Grandma’s Cremation is Taking Food Out of My Children’s Mouths

Chris Bowen • October 26, 2023

It's no secret the world is becoming more and more difficult for the working man such as myself to make…

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7 Parenting Mistakes I Noticed in ‘Hereditary’

Mike Civins • October 25, 2023

Bad parenting is its own character in Hereditary, passed down from one generation to the next. Should one mother’s parenting…

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