John Danek
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If Jimi Hendrix opened the door to what could be done on an electric guitar, Eddie Van Halen split-kicked that…
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Dan Rice
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Dear Smut Developers, I am writing in regards to an ad for your product that I saw while trying to…
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Ted Pillow
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We recently sat down with renowned intellectual Noam Chomsky for an illuminating discussion on political systems, linguistics, and the state…
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Mike Civins
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Curses! Here I am trying to enjoy a live-streamed performance from Cradle of Filth, my beloved purveyors of gothic metal…
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Eric Navarro
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Happy hours are an opportunity to get to know your coworkers, network, schmooze with the bosses, and impress all of…
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Josh Levinson
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Throughout Explosion in the Sky’s fantastic commercial-ography, the Texas post-rock band has provided the soundtrack to some of the most…
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Jonah Nink
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Uh-oh! Part-time U2 frontman and full-time mischievous goblin-creature Bono has kidnapped my firstborn son! The only way to get him…
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Bobby Korec
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A gender reveal party is an excellent way to make it known that you are expecting newborn attention online. Look…
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Tom Peters
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Let’s face it, getting older brings a new series of challenges when it comes to getting totally fucked up. Higher…
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Bobby Korec
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Journalism is all about specificity. So when it came time to analyze Nine Inch Nails’ '90s love anthem “Closer,” we…
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