Tony Morse
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Venerated slumlord and accomplished kleptocrat Jared Kushner is a busy man. When he’s not leading the federal government’s lack of…
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Rick Homuth
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In these unchill times, bros worldwide have been leaning on their dudes extra hard to make sense of shit. Between…
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Bobby Korec
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Let’s face it, regular spreader events do not make front page news anymore. Those dum-dum journalists are just not interested…
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Mirinda Moriarty
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Hey! I said HEY!!! Shut up for a second. God damn. Look, just because I’m a white cis male doesn’t…
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Sarah Feliciano
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Here at Hot Topic, the air is thick with unrest and Manic Panic hair dye fumes, and the site where…
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Jonah Nink
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Put down that well-done fillet mignon, king! Sure, it tastes good and isn’t full of foodborne pathogens, but you’re missing…
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Jonah Nink
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Yeah dude, I love going to local shows! I go to at least one show a week, mostly on Sundays…
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John Danek
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Dear Guitar teachers of the world, Who hurt you? Every week, my guitar lesson starts off the same. I fumble…
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John Danek
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No economist could have predicted the year toilet paper had in 2020. There were weeks-long stretches when shelves were completely…
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Nicholai Roscoe
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Recently my “friends” have accused me of appropriating the struggles of people with “real” mental health issues. Such projections are…
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