One of the main reasons I chose to live here is because the website said this was an inclusive community where folks could truly be…
Since 1891, the world has enjoyed Nabisco’s greatest and most fuckable creation, the Fig Newton cookie. Although we all have great memories of having a…
Listen up, you self-employed sociopaths! Is post-nasal drip getting you down? Do you lose feeling in your feet every single time you yawn because you’re…
Come on, man, just take the money. Who doesn’t want twenty bucks? Listen, it’s simple: All I’m asking is for you to stop accusing me…
I walk into a dark room. Sitting on a chair in the shadows is a man with a painted face. He’s asked to remain anonymous,…
I recently discovered something horrifying. My parents didn’t listen to a single parenting podcast as they raised me! And as far as I can tell,…
Have you ever sunk your teeth into an Impossible Burger and thought to yourself, “Wow this is good, but I’d really love an animal meat-based,…
While I am a fan of the growing acceptance of differences that weave the beautiful quilt we call our society, there is one difference that…
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I wish my sister would stop complaining about my babysitting skills and start thanking me for exposing her kids to classic cinema that students pay…
I have been a loyal Bud Light drinker since the 8th grade and let me tell you, this loyal customer is NOT happy. I’m sick…
With the recent news of pop-punk band Sum 41 calling it quits after decades of apparently still being a band, there comes a stark reminder…
I write stuff for a music site. People like to read rankings of stuff, and Radiohead is popular and stuff, so we decided to rank…
Isn’t it ironic? A singer-songwriter scores a hydrogen bomb explosion of a hit in 1996 despite nOt kNoWiNg tHe dEfInItIoN oF “iRoNiC.” But it’s time…
Hear ye, hear ye! The coronation of King Charles III will take place tomorrow, long live the king! Here is everything we know so far…