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As a connoisseur of underground hip-hop, I know an Aesop Rock song when I hear it. The internal rhyme structure, the critique of capitalism, the…
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One of my worst fears came true last night when I found a CD of Poison’s “Flesh & Blood” tucked under my son’s bed. My…
Baby, you know I love you and I love our relationship. But something has been eating at me and I have to ask you flat…
It almost happened two years ago, when your daughter asked about a fire-dancer sticker on a Prius, but you diverted her attention by pulling into…
2024 is coming up and a lot of great bands are heading on the road … but Lindsay and Adam just broke up and Lindsay…
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My grandpa was one of the coolest, wisest people I’ve even known. He didn’t suffer fools lightly and always taught me to question everything. Also…
Around here, we’re suckers for a feel-good story, but this one really got the waterworks going for us. Dogs may be man’s best friends, but…
For countless, immeasurable eons, we Cenobites have watched humanity and all your little joys and tiny torments. We are demons to some, angels to others.…