Tim Graham, Author at HARDTIMES

August 7, 2022

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Maryanne del Fuego was admitted to the hospital for what turned out to be a panic…

July 26, 2022

WASHINGTON — Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell reportedly spent the week in a luxurious DC hotel while the coffin he…

July 14, 2022

ALTOONA, Pa. — Gary “Konkey Dong” O’Donnelly is reportedly in stable condition after performing his most punishing stunt yet which…

June 29, 2022

KENOSHA, Wis. — The long-hunted serial murderer known only as The Kenosha Cannibal was pleasantly surprised he could still slip…

June 12, 2022

NEW YORK — New York hardcore scene veteran Lance Bianchi continues to assert that the quality of drinking water is…

June 5, 2022

CHANDLER, Ariz. — Gina Feldspar, bassist for punk band Piss Ritual, performed a periodic inventory of “good” and “bad” teeth…

June 3, 2022

GRAND FORKS, N.D. — Marjorie and Gerald Spitz attempted to lure their wayward crust punk son home using his two…

May 23, 2022

RALEIGH, N.C. — Friends of record enthusiast Tom Montgomery expressed grave concern that they may be asked to help move…

May 19, 2022

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local doom metal drummer and law student John Hennion used the extended gaps in between snare…

May 13, 2022

WEST NEWTON, Mass. — 28 year old Jim Sylvia’s deep dive into Townes Van Zandt’s catalog has become a cause…