New Yorker Insists New York Hardcore Better Because of Water
NEW YORK — New York hardcore scene veteran Lance Bianchi continues to assert that the quality of drinking water is…
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Punk Counts “Good Teeth” With Tongue
CHANDLER, Ariz. — Gina Feldspar, bassist for punk band Piss Ritual, performed a periodic inventory of “good” and “bad” teeth…
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Family Attempts to Bring Lost Crust Punk Home by Shaking Pack of Cigarettes, Clinking 40 Ounce Bottles in Backyard
GRAND FORKS, N.D. — Marjorie and Gerald Spitz attempted to lure their wayward crust punk son home using his two…
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Friend Group Terrified of Guy With 20,000 Records Moving Someday
RALEIGH, N.C. — Friends of record enthusiast Tom Montgomery expressed grave concern that they may be asked to help move…
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Doom Drummer Studies for LSAT Between Snare Hits
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local doom metal drummer and law student John Hennion used the extended gaps in between snare…
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Boyfriend Exhibits Worrisome Signs of Early Onset Townes Van Zandt Phase
WEST NEWTON, Mass. — 28 year old Jim Sylvia’s deep dive into Townes Van Zandt’s catalog has become a cause…
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New Yorker Desperate To Attribute Cum Smell To Those Weird Trees
NEW YORK CITY — Lower East Side resident Amanda Giardi is hopefully assuming that the overwhelming smell of cum surrounding…
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