Review: Jane’s Addiction “Nothing’s Shocking”
Each Sunday, The Hard Times takes a trip to the past to review a classic album. This week we take…
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New Father Suspicious of Wife and Black Metal Neighbor After Baby Born With Corpse Paint
BUFFALO, N.Y. — New father Gareth Desmond began to question his wife’s fidelity after she gave birth to a baby…
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Rock Camp Counselor Tells Scary Story About Headless Bass
SOUTH HADLEY, Mass. — Freebird Rock n’ Roll Camp counselor Shea Dowd was thrilled to gather his campers around the…
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Review: Tool “Undertow”
Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a…
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Woman Suffers Panic Attack Trying to Pack Week’s Worth of Relaxing Into One Sunday
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Maryanne del Fuego was admitted to the hospital for what turned out to be a panic…
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Mitch McConnell Spends Week In Hotel While Coffin Is Reupholstered
WASHINGTON — Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell reportedly spent the week in a luxurious DC hotel while the coffin he…
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Backyard Wrestler Sustains Lifelong Injuries for 17 YouTube Views
ALTOONA, Pa. — Gary “Konkey Dong” O’Donnelly is reportedly in stable condition after performing his most punishing stunt yet which…
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Cannibalistic Serial Killer Pleased He Can Still Fit Into First Skin Suit
KENOSHA, Wis. — The long-hunted serial murderer known only as The Kenosha Cannibal was pleasantly surprised he could still slip…
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New Yorker Insists New York Hardcore Better Because of Water
NEW YORK — New York hardcore scene veteran Lance Bianchi continues to assert that the quality of drinking water is…
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Punk Counts “Good Teeth” With Tongue
CHANDLER, Ariz. — Gina Feldspar, bassist for punk band Piss Ritual, performed a periodic inventory of “good” and “bad” teeth…
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