Six Key Takeaways From the First Presidential Debate
President Biden and former President Trump met on the debate stage in Georgia last night and reminded Americans that the…
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The Hard Times Staff — Page 9
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Pretty Boy Steve Bannon Petrified of What Might Happen To Someone As Good Looking as Him in Prison
WASHINGTON — Steve Bannon, a former Trump adviser, is worried about what will happen to "someone as pretty as him"…
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President Biden Promises If Re-Elected America Will Have First Female President Within Three Months
WASHINGTON — President Biden congratulated Mexico's first female president Claudia Sheinbaum on her win and promised Americans that this country's…
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Black Cat at Adoption Event Still Holding Out Hope Danzig Will Show Up
LOS ANGELES — Local shelter cat Midnight is holding out hope that legendary frontman Glenn Danzig will show up in…
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Juror in Hush Money Trial Unsure if Box of Trump Steaks and Honorary Degree From Trump University Meant to be a Threat
NEW YORK – A juror involved in former President Trump's ongoing hush money trial discovered a box of Trump Steaks…
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“Mega Man 2” Bosses Ranked by How Much You Should Avoid Them in the Pit
Everyone loves a good mosh pit, you get blow off some steam, impress your peers with performative fighting ability, and…
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Pope Francis Offered Three Netflix Stand-Up Specials Following Use of Gay Slur
VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis is reportedly in talks with executives at Netflix to film three exclusive stand-up comedy specials…
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Right-Wing Punk Revisiting Dead Kennedys Discography Wondering When Band Went Woke
LINCOLN, Neb. — Local conservative, and self-proclaimed free thinking punk, Eddie Duff was confused by what he described as “woke…
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Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding
QUINCY, Mass. — Members of the Massachusetts Teachers Association are reportedly making plans to launch an all-out attack on Gaza…
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Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home
LOS ANGELES — Local police officer Mark Woodside warmed up for a long day of work beating college kids peacefully…
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