Harris Campaign Disappointed By Lack of Turnout Amongst Dead Voters
WASHINGTON — Members of the Kamala Harris campaign admit they were deeply troubled by the complete lack of dead people…
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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This
WASHINGTON — The leaders of the Democratic National Committee announced they plan to learn absolutely nothing from their embarrassing loss…
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B-Sides Album Gives Fans Chance to Listen to Favorite Songs Recorded a Little Slower and Worse
MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Pioneering emo band Within Without announced the release of a new B-sides and rarities album which will…
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Ian MacKaye Admits “Straight Edge” Was Originally Meant to Be About Delayed Sexual Satisfaction
WASHINGTON — Legendary frontman Ian MacKaye stunned longtime fans by revealing the song "Straight Edge" was not meant to be…
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Trump Further Alienates Self on International Level After Posting “I HATE MOO DENG” on Truth Social
PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former President Trump drew the ire of the worldwide population after posting “I HATE MOO DENG”…
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Nu Metal Dad Excited for Sweatshirt and Jorts Season
DES MOINES, Iowa — Local nu metal enthusiast, and father of four, David Trilling admitted Autumn is his favorite season…
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Tim Walz Grilled During VP Debates About His Claim That He Was At Fugazi Show Where Guy Picciotto Climbed in Basketball Hoop
NEW YORK — Minnesota Governor and Vice President nominee Tim Walz was asked about conflicting statements and timelines surrounding his…
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Secret Service Considers Asking Agents Back to Office at Least Two Days a Week
WASHINGTON — Ronald Rowe Jr, acting director of the Secret Service, held a press conference today to announce that he…
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Dave Navarro Admits He’s Surprised Nobody Punched Him Sooner
BOSTON — Jane’s Addiction guitarist, and “Ink Master” host, Dave Navarro admitted that he’s shocked it took this long for…
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Tearful Joe Biden Delivers Powerful Speech About How Thankful He Is to Have Funded a Genocide
CHICAGO — President Biden gave an emotional keynote address on the first night of the Democratic National Convention where he…
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