Stephen Bell, Author at HARDTIMES

March 3, 2021

COLUMBUS, Ohio — The French film “La Joie des Moineaux,” allegedly incomprehensible in its native language, is even more confusing…

February 25, 2021

OVIEDO, Fla.— Local emotional support dog Reggie is under fire today for acting as more of an enabler for his…

February 6, 2021

When I was deep in the throes of my alcohol addiction it felt like there was no hope for me.…

February 5, 2021

RYE, UNITED KINGDOM — Legendary musician and founding member of the Beatles Paul McCartney admitted today that he wished someone…

January 29, 2021

TORONTO — Crust punk Seth Ulrich tragically bled to death yesterday after making the unfortunate decision to floss his teeth…

January 22, 2021

As vaccines against the Covid-19 virus begin distribution one can’t help but have a sense of optimism as the future…

January 12, 2021

PACIFIC OCEAN — A male blue whale around 600 miles off the coast of the Aleutian Islands is reportedly ashamed…

January 9, 2021

PRIDE ROCK — Dozens of hyenas still loyal to Scar attempted and ultimately failed to retake Pride Rock in a…

December 9, 2020

HELL, Mich. — Instagram user and avid pornography viewer Eric Stafford found himself more embarrassed yesterday by his Instagram search…

December 5, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Alt-right conservative commentator Ben Shapiro pulled his pants all the way down around his ankles yesterday to…