Woman’s Entire Workout Regimen Squatting Over Venue Toilets
CHICAGO — Scene regular Claire Collins quit her gym membership today, shifting her entire workout regimen to squatting over disgusting…
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BREAKING: Roommate Home This Whole Time
CHICAGO — Local woman and very loud porn watcher when she thinks she’s alone Amy Fritz realized late this afternoon…
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Dr. Bronner Mad With Power After Finding 19th Use for Soap
VISTA, Calif. — The discovery of a 19th use for Dr. Bronner’s All-One hemp castile soap has members of the…
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Record Collection Organized by What Money Should Have Financed Instead
CHICAGO — Local record collector Toni Joyce organized her extensive vinyl collection yesterday by whatever basic life necessity the money…
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Diva Cup Demands Bigger Vagina
CHICAGO — The Diva Cup menstrual device disappointed fans and promoters alike last night, canceling a gig at the last…
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Feminist Pioneer: This Man Championed ‘Free Bleeding’ More Than 30 Years Ago
Feminists have long criticized the way periods are portrayed in entertainment and media, but we actually have a cis man…
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Dave Grohl Accidentally Washes List of His Current Bands Off of Palm
CHICAGO — Famed rockstar Dave Grohl was seen swearing and clutching his left palm inside the men’s bathroom at Chicago’s…
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