NEW YORK — A large-scale data breach of Tumblr’s current user base compromised the personal information of all 12 horny,…
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NEWARK, N.J. — Local punk and expert responsibility-avoider Dean Freeman asked his neighbor this morning to throw out all his…
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Quick, need some mommy advice ASAP. About once a week, usually after getting my eight-month-old son to sleep, there’s a…
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Amateur GG Allin impersonator, and introverted man that has no business being on any stage, Logan…
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LAS VEGAS — Local punk Andrew “RatFink” Haseley was recently offered a cool $300 by the hit History Channel show…
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I hope you assholes are happy. Recently, The Hard Times asked our readers, who we honestly thought were more mature…
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Before we start eating, I’d just like to say what we’re all thinking. This is our first Christmas without Uncle…
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local 33-year-old Tom Marshman was sorely dissapointed today to learn he is actually “37 fucking years…
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My step-dad was always a hard ass. He'd embarrass me in front of my friends, emasculate me in front of…
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NORMAN, Okla. — A surprising new study found that it’s way easier to just change your password every time you…
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