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August 8, 2021

Convenience food gets a bad rap, but things have come a long way since a stringy Salisbury steak in a…

August 4, 2021

SEATTLE — Amazon Prime Air UAV Drone #434001 was written up by its supervisor for taking a three minute refueling…

August 3, 2021

For decades, the hard rock behemoth that was Van Halen ruled the airwaves with the groundbreaking combination of Eddie Van…

July 31, 2021

Character actor, playwright and essayist Wallace Shawn is one of stage and screen’s greatest treasures. From “The Princess Bride” to…

July 24, 2021

WASHINGTON — United States Capitol building ghost, Josiah H. Hubbard, confirmed that he feels a cold chill through his very…

July 23, 2021

That’s right, laugh. Laugh it up, all of you. Because things are gonna change, homeslices! And when New Jack Swing…

July 22, 2021

"Pulp Fiction" was Quentin Tarantino’s commercial breakthrough, and one of the defining films of the 1990s. While everyone knows iconic…

July 20, 2021

Enough is enough! The American government is at a standstill. Our own seat of political power is hopelessly compromised all…

July 20, 2021

CHICAGO — Touring band The Cheap Seats were annoyed to find that the promised green room at their next venue…

July 19, 2021

The Viper Club. "Slippery When Wet." Drinking way too much shitty vodka in a pool. These are all potent symbols…