We Rank These Mountain Dews on How Goth They Are, and It Is Not Easy
For years, Mountain Dew has reigned as the favored effervescent beverage for gamers, skaters and bros alike. But thanks to…
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5 Asshole Dogs That Have Outwitted Me for the Last Time
I’ve made mistakes in my life, I’ll admit it. I’m not a perfect person, but there is only so much…
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10 Most Important Moments in Punk History
Punk may be the snotty brat of rock history. But like any growing kid, there’s been milestones that mark the…
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Real Life Freddy Krueger? This Janitor Just Got His Ass Kicked by Some Teens
Did we just discover a real life Freddy Krueger? This high school janitor from Springwood, Ohio totally got his ass…
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6 Wild Lemmy Stories That We Embellished a Bit Because He Mostly Just Sat Around in a Bar
The two most badass words in Rock ‘n Roll: Lemmy. Kilmister. Hell, the man's given last name is already cooler…
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6 Members of My Family That Have Gone Missing but I Guess Don’t Merit a Podcast
True crime has been one of the biggest forces in pop culture for years now and shows no sign of…
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White House Announces Air Bud Will Lead Talks with Taliban Since There’s Nothing in the Rulebook That Says He Can’t
WASHINGTON — The White House has announced that Air Bud will lead talks with the Taliban because there’s nothing in…
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Man Mistakenly Assumes He’d Be Getting a Lot More Action If He Was Gay
CHICAGO — Perpetually lonely heterosexual man Cliff Parker is living under the mistaken assumption that he would be getting a…
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Oh Shit: Scientist Just Grabbed Print-out and Ran to Phone
WASHINGTON — Dr. Christine Giles, a scientist at the Global Science Research Institute, just ripped a printing document off an…
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We Taste-Tested These White Wines and Now We’re Better Than You
Power to the people! ACAB! Eat the rich! That's what we would have told you 30 minutes ago, but we…
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