Punk Gives Dog with Bandana Power of Attorney
SEATTLE — Local punk Jonathan “Johnny Balls” Denick has given full legal power of attorney to a dog with a…
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Punk Had No Idea How Difficult Hopping on a Train Is
PORTLAND — Local punk and hopeful train hopper Marc Harcourt is still currently standing on a set of railroad tracks…
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Punk Had No Idea How Difficult Hopping on a Train Is
PORTLAND — Local punk and hopeful train hopper Marc Harcourt is still currently standing on a set of railroad tracks…
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Records Rearranged for Optimal Date Impressing
CHICAGO — Local man Nicholas Braun completely rearranged his vinyl record collection in order to achieve optimal impressiveness for his…
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Meet the 4 Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Whose Strict Adherence to the Bushido Code Was “Too Grisly” for Cartoons
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been a pop culture phenomenon since Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman first debuted them…
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5 Romantic Ideas for Revitalizing Your Relationship With the Babadook
As Damon Albarn once sang, love is the greatest thing. But there comes a time in any relationship when you…
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Opinion: If You Don’t Appreciate Elvis Costello on the Same Level as Me, I Can’t Go On Being Your Waiter
Listen, we both know there’s a...distance between us. I’ve felt it, and I’m sure you have too. We’re growing further…
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Report: This is the Good Part, Shut Up, Shut Up
CHICAGO — A report recently issued by the Library of Congress has stated that this right here is the good…
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Steampunk Band’s Tour Rider Just a List of Weird Hats
CHICAGO — Touring steampunk band The Death Gaskets’s frustrated venue staff when their tour rider was revealed to be nothing…
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11 Strangest Music Urban Legends
The history of music is pretty wild, but that doesn’t stop people from coming up with some strange stories. Here’s…
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