Opinion: Where Is the Future Dippin’ Dots Promised Us?
The world is on fire. World economies rise and fall constantly. Pandemics rage, angry mobs overrun capitols, the oceans fill…
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Nathan Kamal — Page 23
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Outlaw Country Fan Backs the Blue
HARRISONBURG, Va. — Lifelong fan of outlaw country music Chris Harper is also a fervent supporter of law enforcement in…
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Kid Home Sick Imprints on Drew Carey as Parental Figure
BEND, Ore. — Local second grader Kevin Wood spent a day home sick from school and inadvertently imprinted on game…
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Casinos Will Hate You for Doing This: Shitting in the Slot Machines
You know what they say about casinos — the house always wins. And sure, the fat cats make a hefty…
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Dave Grohl Reveals Members of Nirvana Still Get Together to Fight About Royalties
LOS ANGELES — Legendary rock musician Dave Grohl revealed that the surviving members of seminal grunge band Nirvana still sometimes…
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Counting Crows Clarify “Mr. Jones” Was Referencing Indiana Jones
BERKELEY, Calif. — ‘90s alt-rock band Counting Crows finally announced the subject of their hit song “Mr. Jones” is none…
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Retail Clerk Feels Sense of Normalcy as Customer Screams for Manager in Her Face
ROCKFORD, Ill. — Retail clerk Emma Stephenson finally began to feel a sense of normalcy as an unreasonably irate customer…
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I’ll Find Waldo for Free, and I’ll Kill Him for $10k
Alright, now. Listen to me. You all know me, or at least, you know my reputation. You know how I…
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Captain Planet Now a Paid Consultant for ExxonMobil
HOUSTON — Famed environmental superhero and holographic android Captain Planet announced he would be accepting a position as a paid…
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5 Troubling Signs My Cat Doesn’t Actually Appreciate The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Studies show pets often take on the characteristics and habits of their owners. Okay, well if that’s true, then my…
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