Louie Aronowitz, Author at HARDTIMES

July 1, 2019

BETHPAGE, N.Y. — Hardcore quartet Breakpunch accidentally created a rift in the Long Island hardcore scene last night by inadvertently…

June 27, 2019

ARLINGTON, Va. — Local man Mark Sadler believed a meme he saw today was exactly the kind of thing his…

June 25, 2019

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Dan Traver warned friends this morning that his roommate Will Fu’s tweeting of various Elliott…

June 22, 2019

NANUET, N.Y. — Pop punk trio Oxford Drama announced today a nation-spanning, month-long tour, strategically coinciding with the month their…

June 19, 2019

HUDSON, N.Y. — Chester Fields, self-proclaimed “super fan” of indie-rock band The Break, paid a grand total of $0.00 yesterday…

June 15, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Blink-182 bassist Mark Hoppus confirmed today his jealousy of former bandmate Tom DeLonge’s frequent contact with extraterrestrials,…

June 14, 2019

PARAMUS, N.J. — Musician Dan Beck has been repeatedly playing the same part of the Pavement song “Silence Kid” in…

June 9, 2019

NANUET, N.Y. — Local new, potential best friends Mark Hughes and Brady Walker confirmed that they shared the most beautiful…

May 21, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Ska/punk band and breakout stars of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack Goldfinger confirmed today they’ve begun…

May 14, 2019

BEDFORD, N.Y. — Recently single 31-year-old Alexander Harwood is reportedly longing today for the era in which grief and sorrow…