They Keep Killing off My Favorite Characters from Talking Dead
When a beloved character leaves a show it can be devastating. As of late, one of the most common methods…
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Unsuccessful Singer/Songwriter Transitions to Even Less Successful Film Composer
NEW YORK — Adam Lefler, singer/songwriter and frontman for the emo-punk trio Forever Tuesday, is transitioning from an unsuccessful frontman…
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Frontman Introduces Members of Band as If Anyone Is Listening
NEW YORK — Marshal Everly, the frontman of local folk-punk quartet The Lagers, introduced the members of his band to…
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Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon
SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Guests in attendance at Dan and Beth Miller’s Star Wars themed wedding were outraged to find it…
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Band Down to Last 9,994 Copies of New Record
KATONAH, N.Y. — Local pop-punk band Infinite Abyss is running dangerously low on copies of their debut record Lowest Plateau,…
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The Shins Eagerly Await Next Zach Braff Movie
PORTLAND — Indie-rock band the Shins confirmed this morning that they have been patiently awaiting the production of Zach Braff’s…
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The Worst! Steve Bannon Is in My Improv 101 Class and He’s Horrible at Accents
This summer I quit my job and moved to New York City. I love comedy and wanted to get out…
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All Female ‘Lord of the Flies’ Remake Somehow Still Fails Bechdel Test
LOS ANGELES — A leaked script of the just announced The Lord Of The Flies reboot revealed that, despite starring…
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MIT Janitor Brilliant at Mathcore
BOSTON — MIT janitor Will Chase is allegedly brilliant at mathcore, according to university staff members who caught him secretly…
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