Amazon Calls Cops on Rockabilia May 13, 2019 SEATTLE — Online retail behemoth Amazon filed an official complaint yesterday against band merch site Rockabilia in one of the… Read More →
Mom Just Calling to See if You Saw Her Text About Voicemail She Left May 12, 2019 HUDSON, N.Y. — Local mother Mallory Kerner called her daughter Jenna this morning, shortly after texting to see whether or… Read More →
Singer Insists Song About Different Katie From Homeroom Who Always Wears That Green Hoodie May 10, 2019 GREEN BAY, Wisc. — BurntBridge singer and lyricist Zach Maron confirmed today that his song “Katie, in the Green Hoodie”… Read More →
No One Notices Rockabilia’s Ska Merch Page Still Down May 6, 2019 CHANHASSEN, Minn. — Technical difficulties with the ska section of online retailer Rockabilia’s website have gone unnoticed for the third… Read More →
Band Does Anniversary Tour of Wrong Album May 6, 2019 LOS ANGELES — Legendary emo quartet Rockem Sockem Gobots announced today a 10th anniversary tour celebrating their record Stunted Descension,… Read More →
Guitarist and Singer Inform Rest of Band New Album Finished May 3, 2019 FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. — The singer and one guitarist of punk octet TetrisTetris surprised the other six members of their band… Read More →
Punk Dad Bribes Community College Admissions With Billions In Exposure March 22, 2019 OAKLAND, Calif. — Punk dad Mike Schreiner allegedly bribed a local community college admissions office with billions of dollars worth… Read More →
LANDR AI Programmed to Auto-Ignore Bassist’s Input March 20, 2019 LOS ANGELES — LANDR, the advanced artificial intelligence software for mastering audio, contains an algorithm that can recognize and automatically… Read More →
Bohemian Rhapsody Porn Parody Closer to Real Story March 11, 2019 MONTREAL — Adult entertainment company Brazzers’ Blowhemian Rhapsody, a “porn parody” of the Academy Award-winning Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody, is… Read More →
Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020 February 12, 2019 LOS ANGELES — Tom Cruise released a statement today, after much speculation, confirming he would be running in the year… Read More →