Lauren Lavín, Author at HARDTIMES

June 25, 2019

Spotify is the subject of much debate in the music community. While it allows artists to be heard by a…

June 10, 2019

It is a historical fact that Andrew Jackson was a shit-eating bag of limp dicks and prolapsed buttholes. As a…

June 10, 2019

MINNEAPOLIS — Local woman and online shopper Darla Castro is reconsidering her lack of children after a search for her…

June 9, 2019

At first glance, the names Cyrus and Jeff might not mean anything to you. They’re a couple of guys who’ve…

May 23, 2019

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Irritated neighbors of yours confirm you fully lost your shit early this morning when you discovered the…

May 23, 2019

Now that people in the United States are being forced to have babies, it feels like choice is a thing…

May 15, 2019

Jeff Bezos just can’t catch a break! It’s bad enough the world’s richest human being has to deal with labor…

May 9, 2019

RENO, Nev. — A well-worn Squier Stratocaster recently listed for sale on Craigslist is hoping its next owner will be…

May 7, 2019

STOCKTON, Calif. — A gentle reminder that Death Brain guitarist Bryant Patterson had already told the story he was about…

May 1, 2019

CLAIM: Louisville post-hardcore darlings Slint took their name from a lewd, highly offensive British slang term for female genitalia. RATING:…