James Knapp, Author at HARDTIMES

March 20, 2020

PORTLAND, Maine — Residents of local punk house the Fire Trap added more tap water today to the house’s already…

March 19, 2020

Few character actors have had as prolific of a career as the great Joe Don Baker. But who are we…

March 13, 2020

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Punk and self-described “downfall of the establishment” Garreth Wilkes announced today that he will send a vicious…

March 11, 2020

BALTIMORE — Touring garage-rock band Bananther reportedly made bassist Mike Sutherland order off the Denny’s kids’ menu in an effort…

March 10, 2020

KENT, Conn. — Local shoplifter and psychological mastermind Wendy “Sticky Fingers” Hartley reportedly bought a 35-cent pack of Big Red…

March 8, 2020

CLEVELAND — Involuntarily celibate churchgoer Donald Bates resolved today that, in observance of Lent, he will abstain from all sexual…

February 29, 2020

BEL AIR, Md. — A Tinder date between “Bloody” Mary Wolski and certifiable poser Jared VanAuden ended abruptly moments ago…

February 24, 2020

Anarcho-punk is deeply rooted in left-wing politics and DIY culture. Few other genres of music can boast the same dedication.…

February 13, 2020

RAVENNA, Ohio — 12-year-old punk attending his first show Dalton Stahl was overjoyed last weekend meeting the lead singer of…

February 12, 2020

NEW YORK — Local coroner and punk Wayne “Bonecracker” Davis frustrated his colleagues last week, repeatedly pushing back the time…