The election result has been just as big of a surprise to me as it has to everyone else I’m…
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SEWARD, Neb. — A far-right militia completely failed in their mission to remain vigilant on election day after the entire…
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WEST LAWN, Penn. — A violent altercation in an IHOP parking lot yesterday between members of doom-metal band Savage Agnes…
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As I am a very clever and unique person, my favorite Christmas movie is, of course, totally non-traditional. But I’m…
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CHICAGO — Veteran emo-punk band Alkaline Trio has returned to the studio to brainstorm vaguely gothic puns to title their…
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RUTLAND, Vt. — Local eco-douchebag Morgan Lence is reportedly living a completely vegan lifestyle, despite his claim to be a…
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ATHENS, Ga. — Punk and new health insurance policy holder Nolan Nowickski is reportedly “going a bit overboard” with the…
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LOS ANGELES — Writers for the police procedural/workplace sitcom “You Have the Write to Remain Sassy” are debating how flamboyantly…
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook officials discovered a glitch in the platform’s algorithm last week, in which anti-vaccination propaganda pages…
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It's really tough to look at the state of the world today and see anything positive in it. With the…
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