James Knapp, Author at HARDTIMES

October 24, 2020

As I am a very clever and unique person, my favorite Christmas movie is, of course, totally non-traditional. But I’m…

October 20, 2020

CHICAGO — Veteran emo-punk band Alkaline Trio has returned to the studio to brainstorm vaguely gothic puns to title their…

October 12, 2020

RUTLAND, Vt. — Local eco-douchebag Morgan Lence is reportedly living a completely vegan lifestyle, despite his claim to be a…

September 24, 2020

ATHENS, Ga. — Punk and new health insurance policy holder Nolan Nowickski is reportedly “going a bit overboard” with the…

September 16, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Writers for the police procedural/workplace sitcom “You Have the Write to Remain Sassy” are debating how flamboyantly…

September 9, 2020

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook officials discovered a glitch in the platform’s algorithm last week, in which anti-vaccination propaganda pages…

August 19, 2020

It's really tough to look at the state of the world today and see anything positive in it. With the…

August 9, 2020

CAMDEN, N.J. — A green Bic lighter still hasn’t given up hope that it will one day no longer be…

August 9, 2020

AURORA, Ill. — Local man Wendell Banks drove a 2013 Prius hybrid to popular power-pop trio Fold-Out Fedora’s drive-in show…

August 2, 2020

As a police union representative, let me say this in plain English for all you darn snowflakes trying to defund…