Punk Show Upcharges On Ticket Price For Veterans
IOWA CITY, Iowa — Promoters at a recent local show agreed that they would bump the door fee up three…
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Aging Punk Already Maxed Out Allotted Three New Bands Per Year He’s Able to Listen To
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Forty-year-old punk Dave Taverston reportedly hit his limit for new music he is physically and psychologically capable…
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Practical Anarcho-Punk Figures They’ll Start by Overthrowing Local Government First and Then Work Their Way Up
WORCESTER, Mass. — Punk and self-described “downfall of the establishment” Lyle Ponsinon recently made the decision to focus on ensuring…
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5 Christmas Traditions Your New Partner’s Family Does Every Year That Are Gonna Be Real Fucking Weird for You
So, it’s your first Christmas as a couple and your partner’s family insists you both come out for the holidays.…
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We Smoked Pot in New Jersey and the Front Bottoms Sued Us for Copyright Infringement
Recently, we took a trek to New Jersey to take in the food, culture, and historic sights of... alright, fine,…
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Opinion: If I Got Pulled Over Right Now I’m Pretty Sure I Could Sex My Way Out of It
Okay, let’s just access the situation here. I’ve had thirty beers, I do not know where my license is, this…
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11 Celebrities Who Committed Crimes You Probably Never Heard About
Famous people often receive special treatment as a result of their celebrity status. But you might be surprised to learn…
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Unvaccinated, Immunocompromised, Septuagenarian Grandparents Can’t Believe You’re Using Same Excuse as Last Year to Avoid Coming to Thanksgiving
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — News that you will not be attending Thanksgiving dinner this year over ongoing concerns surrounding the…
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House Show Sound Guy Has No Idea What He’s Doing There Either
DULUTH, Minn. — Professional sound technician Greg Thornton released an exasperated and rambling statement confirming that he also doesn’t understand…
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World’s Longest Traffic Jam Caused by Ska Band Attempting to Recreate “Abbey Road” Cover
LONDON — American ska band Big Potatoes recently caused the worst traffic jam in UK history while attempting to incorporate…
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