Review: Pierce the Veil “The Jaws of Life”
This week we took a look at Pierce the Veil’s brand new album “The Jaws of Life,” and look back…
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Motherfuckers In the Back Really Wish Hardcore Singer Would Quit Singling Them Out All the Time
SALT LAKE CITY — Local motherfuckers expressed their displeasure with the lead singer of hardcore band Big Butter for repeatedly…
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How I Overcame My Fear of Rejection by Having More Penis Than I Know What To Do With
It can be really scary to put yourself out there. With this gamified dating culture we have to exist in,…
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Review: Type O Negative “The Origin of the Feces”
Each week The Hard Times reflects on a classic album from rock history. This week we decided to review Type…
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Rising Cost of Touring Threatens To Destroy the “Guy Who Slashes Tires Outside the Venue” Industry
BALTIMORE — A new study found that rising inflation, paired with the inherent financial strain put on touring bands, could…
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Review: Rise Against: “Nowhere Generation”
This week we were excited to take a look at Rise Against’s “Nowhere Generation,” which Loudwire ranked as the 42nd…
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10 Small Towns With Hilariously Inappropriate Names
Swampass, Mississippi Named after Confederate General Ezekial Swampass III, this town is actually a centerpoint of traditional southern arts and…
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Review: The Get Up Kids “Four Minute Mile”
Each week The Hard Times looks back on a notable album from punk history. This week we took an extended…
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Record Number of Millennials Consider Suicide Cult From Midsommar to Be Retirement Plan
HALSINGLAND, Sweden — A new study revealed that the vast majority of individuals aged 26 to 42 consider the acid…
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10 Other Things You’ll Have To Pry From My Cold, Dead Hands
I know how this scheme works, you liberal cucks. First you wanna take away my beloved machine guns, which I…
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