Review: Type O Negative “The Origin of the Feces”
Each week The Hard Times reflects on a classic album from rock history. This week we decided to review Type…
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Rising Cost of Touring Threatens To Destroy the “Guy Who Slashes Tires Outside the Venue” Industry
BALTIMORE — A new study found that rising inflation, paired with the inherent financial strain put on touring bands, could…
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Review: Rise Against: “Nowhere Generation”
This week we were excited to take a look at Rise Against’s “Nowhere Generation,” which Loudwire ranked as the 42nd…
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10 Small Towns With Hilariously Inappropriate Names
Swampass, Mississippi Named after Confederate General Ezekial Swampass III, this town is actually a centerpoint of traditional southern arts and…
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Review: The Get Up Kids “Four Minute Mile”
Each week The Hard Times looks back on a notable album from punk history. This week we took an extended…
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Record Number of Millennials Consider Suicide Cult From Midsommar to Be Retirement Plan
HALSINGLAND, Sweden — A new study revealed that the vast majority of individuals aged 26 to 42 consider the acid…
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10 Other Things You’ll Have To Pry From My Cold, Dead Hands
I know how this scheme works, you liberal cucks. First you wanna take away my beloved machine guns, which I…
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Review: AFI “Bodies”
This week we decided to take a look at AFI’s trace-punk opus “Bodies,” and in the process we were whisked…
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Drug Dealer Saved In Phone As “Ben Cocaine”
DURHAM, N.C. — Local drug hookup Benjamin Wertner is reportedly only known to clients by his first name and one…
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Well, It’s Been 25 Years, but I’ve Finally Decided Which Reel Big Fish Tattoo I Should Get
I bet you thought I’d never do it. In fact, I'm pretty sure we did bet on it. Well, two…
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