Dan Rice, Author at HARDTIMES

These 6 Words Could Be Sabotaging You at Job Interviews, but They’re Pretty Obvious, Like the First One Is “Fuckpie”

January 9, 2022

When it comes to getting hired, being the best candidate on paper is only half the battle. There is a…

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We Ranked a Bunch of IPAs Because We Needed a Personality and It Was This or Car Guy

January 6, 2022

Having hobbies and interests is an important part of blending into society, but finding out what your passion is, as…

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Supportive Friend Tells Emo Band “It Looked Like You Guys Weren’t Having Fun Up There”

December 14, 2021

HOBOKEN, N.J. — The members of local emo band Featherhoof were reportedly overwhelmed with gratitude when longtime fan and friend…

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We Sat Down With a Bottle of Whiskey To Ask “What’s the Fucking Point of It All?”

December 13, 2021

Interviewing musicians can be insightful, but some questions can only be answered by the bottom of a bottle. We caught…

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Quiz: Which “Succession” Character Are You, You Horribly Irredeemable Monster?

December 10, 2021

“Succession,” Jesse Armstrong’s captivating drama about a Rupert Murdoch-esque tycoon and his backstabbing family, is arguably HBO's most widely watched…

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“Oh What’s This?!” Exclaims Mom Reaching into Cooler Who Knows Damned Well it’s Hard Seltzer

December 10, 2021

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local mother Meredith Ashby displayed a performative expression of surprise and intrigue at a neighborhood cookout yesterday…

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Help! It’s Well Into December and I Forgot How to Nut!

December 10, 2021

Look, I’m desperate and I don’t care how embarrassing this is anymore. This year I decided to participate in the…

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This Email Could Have Been a Genuine Human Interaction

December 9, 2021

In today’s fast-paced world time is precious, and my generation is fond of pointing out how many time-draining in-person interactions…

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I Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This But You are Brave, You are Beautiful, and You are About to be Hit by a Car

December 8, 2021

They say that you should be kind to all people because everyone is fighting an invisible war that you know…

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Opinion: As the Designated Driver I Would Appreciate It if the Hard Seltzer Industry Made a Non-alcoholic Version

December 3, 2021

As a civil-minded person, I take a lot of pride in doing my part to keep people safe. When my…

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