5 Halloween Costumes To Remind Your Kids That Mom and Dad Are Horny Sometimes
For kids, Halloween is all about candy. For parents, it’s an opportunity to show said children that Mommy and Daddy…
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I Am the Chainsaw Wielding Skin-Mask Guy of a Cannibalistic Murder Family. Here’s Why I Voted for Biden
It’s the same routine every morning. I wake up, do some light stretches, and check to see that the people…
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Heartwarming: When This Goth Kid Was Getting Picked On, Anne Rice Came to His School To Remind His Bullies That Vampire Lore Is Steeped in Eroticism
Any celebrity can tweet against bullying in our school, but it takes a real class act to actually stand up…
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American Fencing Academies: Are They Adequately Preparing Our Children for Real World Sword Fights?
In today's highly connected and ultra competitive world, parents want to give their children every advantage possible. As anyone who's…
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Are You Using the Wrong Guitar Pick? Read This Article and Enjoy Pretending That’s the Problem for a Little While
For many guitar players, finding the perfect sound can feel more like a journey than a destination. You work hard…
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Opinion: Let Me Tell You About Another White Guy Who Was “Out of Touch, Ignorant and Misinformed.” His Name was Jesus Christ
I’m pretty sick and tired of all this guff I’ve been getting in the Facebook conversations I insert myself into.…
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5 Weed Strains That Go Terribly With Our Dealer’s Long, Meandering Story
Any true connoisseur of cannabis knows that it’s all about the right pairing. Just as you need the right wine…
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5 Job Interview Tips That Are Pretty Futile When You Have a Hatchet Man Tattoo on Your Neck
In the wake of the COVID-19 virus, a record number of Americans are choosing to change career paths. If you’re…
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Opinion: As a Progressive I Am Outraged by Texas, but as a Cowboys Fan, I Think This Is Our Year
What’s happening in Texas right now is deplorable and horrifying. The far-right extremism that has wormed its way to the…
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Uber Eats Forgot Your Drink? Here’s How to Front Load 20 Years of Repressed Rage Into This One Moment
When my Uber driver arrived at my home without the drink that I ordered to go with my meal, the…
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