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October 9, 2020

BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving…

October 5, 2020

SEATTLE — Local guitarist Sadie Love swore today that her new button maker will be well worth the startup cost…

September 25, 2020

What did you just say to me? Why don’t you come over here and say that shit, mother fucker?! Yeah,…

September 12, 2020

VENICE, Calif. — Punk rock was granted near-full custody today of seminal punk/metal band Suicidal Tendencies, with Metal receiving alternating…

September 10, 2020

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local single Tomas Hart was stunned to learn yesterday that Marianne Shaw, a goth woman with whom…

September 10, 2020

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Clint Herrera, the songwriter and lead singer for local punk band Dios Muerte, frantically tried to close…

September 5, 2020

CHICAGO — Local metal fan Tracy O’Brien attempted to use the popular music identification app Shazam today to identify a…

September 4, 2020

It’s 1 a.m., the party is winding down, most of your real friends have left, and there are just a…

September 3, 2020

Hey everyone! I just heard the Walmart over on Chestnut fired some employees because they were talking about unionizing so…

August 31, 2020

THE GHOST NEBULA — While battling the warrior race, The Zardecks, experts on the Spaceship Baychimo, warn that the ship’s…