Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

November 3, 2020

CHICAGO — A poll of citizens leaving a nondescript brick building today gave no new information on which to gauge…

October 30, 2020

Mindfulness meditation, the practice of remaining present and aware in the moment, has been sweeping America as 2020 only seemed…

October 28, 2020

IRVINE, Calif. — Fastidious and strict Irvine Public High School Principal Gene Jensen was assaulted at work yesterday by the…

October 22, 2020

I have always been sensitive to the emotions of people around me. When a baby cries, I cry. When someone…

October 21, 2020

For generations, scientists have attempted to assess the intelligence of chimpanzees. We have discovered they are able to use tools,…

October 9, 2020

BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving…

October 5, 2020

SEATTLE — Local guitarist Sadie Love swore today that her new button maker will be well worth the startup cost…

September 25, 2020

What did you just say to me? Why don’t you come over here and say that shit, mother fucker?! Yeah,…

September 12, 2020

VENICE, Calif. — Punk rock was granted near-full custody today of seminal punk/metal band Suicidal Tendencies, with Metal receiving alternating…

September 10, 2020

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local single Tomas Hart was stunned to learn yesterday that Marianne Shaw, a goth woman with whom…