Bobby Korec, Author at HARDTIMES

November 28, 2020

Where did I get this totally sweet retro band shirt, you ask? You might think I bought it from Hot…

November 17, 2020

SEATTLE — Conveniently opportunistic “cash only” bar Zoo Tavern allegedly also has an abnormally high $7 ATM fee, patrons who…

November 3, 2020

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Lifelong Democrat Hunter Matthew Sullivanor asked a ballot station attendee today if they had any larger “I…

November 3, 2020

CONSHOHOCKEN, Pa. — Local black metal band Nocturnal Defacement announced their public support yesterday for the “greater of two evils”…

November 3, 2020

CHICAGO — Historically undecided voter Gunther Wexler waited eight grueling hours yesterday to cast a “protest” vote for Harambe, the…

October 25, 2020

Fellas. Have you ever been in a situation where she just wasn’t feeling your flirtatious advances? Me neither. Evidently, it’s…

October 22, 2020

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — A belligerent swarm of locusts unexpectedly stormed the presidential debate stage on Thursday landing directly on Donald…

October 22, 2020

As card-carrying Democrats, it’s important that we always take the moral high ground in response to our opposition’s reprehensible actions.…

October 18, 2020

Your typical video game mascot will tell you right away in their name if they are an animal. For starters,…

October 17, 2020

BOSTON — Local straight edger Pete Westpan is generally apathetic about National Edge Day falling on a Saturday this year,…