BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Lifelong Democrat Hunter Matthew Sullivanor asked a ballot station attendee today if they had any larger “I…
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CONSHOHOCKEN, Pa. — Local black metal band Nocturnal Defacement announced their public support yesterday for the “greater of two evils”…
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CHICAGO — Historically undecided voter Gunther Wexler waited eight grueling hours yesterday to cast a “protest” vote for Harambe, the…
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Fellas. Have you ever been in a situation where she just wasn’t feeling your flirtatious advances? Me neither. Evidently, it’s…
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — A belligerent swarm of locusts unexpectedly stormed the presidential debate stage on Thursday landing directly on Donald…
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As card-carrying Democrats, it’s important that we always take the moral high ground in response to our opposition’s reprehensible actions.…
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Your typical video game mascot will tell you right away in their name if they are an animal. For starters,…
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BOSTON — Local straight edger Pete Westpan is generally apathetic about National Edge Day falling on a Saturday this year,…
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As we’ve all learned first hand from our uncles at any family function, alcohol can have a devastating effect on…
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Time to take a fucking stand, people. You are either a dog person: loyal, social, and agreeable. Or you are…
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