Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

March 28, 2023

Whether you’ve read the books or seen the movies, there isn’t a single person alive who doesn’t wish they could…

March 25, 2023

If history has shown us anything, it's that America best exhibits its core values when done by force. The woke…

March 23, 2023

Few people were as synonymous or odorous in the punk world as the Stinky Cheese Man. He and the “Fairly…

March 17, 2023

NEWTON, Mass. — Local man Jim Conelly announced today that due to aging out of the St. Patrick’s Day bar…

March 14, 2023

With all the terrible things going on in the world, sometimes you need to laugh to keep yourself from crying.…

March 11, 2023

PURGATORY — The afterlife faced a major shake-up after the Angel of Death was placed on administrative leave for his…

March 1, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Former Blink 182 member Matt Skiba frantically searched “how to play drums” upon news that Travis Barker’s…

March 1, 2023

NEW YORK — Local dominatrix Angela Jones is parading her sub around while he wears her Doc Martens in order…

February 28, 2023

Hey bud. Can we talk a minute? I think you’re old enough where we can talk man to man about…

February 2, 2023

Until recently I’ve never sweated any of this talk about how automation will replace humans in the workforce. But the…