Six Normal Life Tasks that Are Now Viral TikTok Challenges December 4, 2023 Social media trends come and go so quickly it’s hard to know what the hell is cool anymore. When it… Read More →
Saudi Prince Doesn’t Have Heart to Tell Metallica He Meant to Book Megadeth November 28, 2023 DUBAI — Members of the Saudi royal family were are in full damage control today after it was revealed Metallica’s… Read More →
Punk Hides Spare Key Under Dead Possum on Front Porch November 27, 2023 PITTSBURGH — Local punk Wade Franklin discovered an ingenious method of protecting his home by hiding his spare house key… Read More →
Man Becomes Radical Centrist After Falling into New York Times Op-Ed Hole November 27, 2023 FREEHOLD, N.J. — 52-year-old Hank Quinn’s political opinions have swung violently to the center after being exposed to a non-stop… Read More →
Senator Mullin Jumped by Giant Inflatable Rat in Congress Parking Lot November 15, 2023 WASHINGTON — Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma was left in critical condition this morning after being confronted and brutally beaten… Read More →
The Only Thing that Can Stop a Volcano is a Good Guy with a Volcano November 14, 2023 It seems like everywhere we turn, no matter what part of the world, something is trying to kill us. And… Read More →
Jay Weinberg Booted From Slipknot After Lying About Ability to Hook Up Band with Springsteen Tickets November 6, 2023 SIOUX CITY, Iowa — Slipknot announced they parted ways with drummer Jay Weinberg after it was revealed that he exaggerated… Read More →
California Passes Law Requiring Seven Day Waiting Period to Obtain Podcast Equipment November 1, 2023 SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Governor Gavin Newson signed a historic bill that would require all residents to undergo a seven-day waiting… Read More →
Self-Conscious 12 Foot Tall Skeleton Lists Height as 14 Feet on Hinge October 28, 2023 SPOKANE, Wash. — A 12-foot tall Home Depot skeleton found himself under a mountain of skepticism after listing his height… Read More →
Guitarist Caught on Jumbotron With Side Project October 25, 2023 BALTIMORE — The lead guitarist of a local thrash punk band Sierra Piss incited a scandal at a baseball game… Read More →