Vincent J Ives
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LONG ISLAND, N.Y. — Greenport tattoo artist Hazel Derulo continues to make an excellent salary by simply covering up Brand…
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Colleen Nerney
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Well here we are again. It's Sunday, the thought of having to go back to work tomorrow makes you want…
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Malia Simon
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This week we had the once-in-a-lifetime chance to sit down with Taylor Swift and had kind of an “oh fuck”…
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Charles Bill
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AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil – A local topaz hummingbird was humiliated when he nutted super fast while filming a rare mating…
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Ben Friedman
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I’ve often been called a late bloomer. While I’ve always resented that label, everyone who called me that had a…
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Trevor Graham
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BELLS BEACH, Victoria — Former President Donald Trump was seen evading authorities by attempting to surf a giant wave off…
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Nietzsche said that if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you, which is why…
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Ben Friedman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Target announced they would be reducing this year’s selection of Pride merchandise to a single t-shirt depicting an…
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Doctors and scientists will tell you that alcohol is severely dehydrating, but doctors also used to prescribe lobotomies to anyone…
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Bobby Korec
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BOSTON — Local deathcore fan Toby Branstein decided to bust out his finest carabiner keychain for the upcoming special Red…
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