Chris Bowen
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Metal show promoter Gary Pearson allegedly requires local bands to sell a minimum of 50 tickets and…
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Rob Steinberg
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What’s better than sitting down in front of your state-of-the-art 4K television with a premiere sound system and watching a…
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Max Barth
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NEW YORK — Spotify CEO Daniel Ek announced that the company would be laying off one-sixth of its workforce, though…
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Scott Waldman
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The emo-adjacent band known as Saves the Day has other songs not called “At Your Funeral,” and no, they don’t…
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Colleen Nerney
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SEATTLE — Local 52-year-old man and longtime vegan James McMorgan is reportedly furious that the currently available meat alternatives kind…
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Ben Friedman
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Social media trends come and go so quickly it’s hard to know what the hell is cool anymore. When it…
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Matt Husser
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SEATTLE — Local man Tom Perry was absolutely disgusted after he learned he spent roughly 30 seconds rocking out to…
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Bobby Korec
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Joy Division is an absolutely legendary band, but for some reason, third graders can’t quite wrap this concept around their…
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Liam Stephenson
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SEATTLE — Legendary underground band Vomit Asylum admitted they would love to break through to the mainstream with a song…
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Matt McInerney
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local drone metal fan Judson Riley was recently seen in his neighborhood gas station murmuring, “What band…
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