Opinion: Everyone Else’s Shower Is Weird
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Look, I don’t want to start a flame war or name names. But if you have a shower in your…
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Month: October 2022
130 stories found
Parents Force Punk to Wear Studded Cone to Keep From Licking Off Flea Treatment
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PITTSBURGH — The parents of local punk Donny “Kebab” Babcock fitted their son with a special studded cone around his…
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Review: Dead Cross “II”
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Supergroup Dead Cross is back with their second studio album “II” and nothing gives us more joy than criticizing other…
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Band Tight on Cash Announce Album’s 11 Year Four Month and Three Week Anniversary Show
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CHICAGO — Beloved pop punk four-piece Soft Lozenge announced today a very special performance of their self-titled debut to celebrate…
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Girl, He’s Clearly a Dracula, Dump Him!
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Girl, you know I want to see you happy. You deserve it. You deserve gold-plated diamonds, dogs made out of…
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Defending Pop Punk: This Lawyer Has Gotten Six Bands Acquitted of All Charges
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You won’t see him spinning a guitar on stage, he hasn’t been featured on a single album, and he’s not…
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Weed Snob Fills Bong with Evian
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LOS ANGELES — Software Developer and self-described “weed snob” Aiden Crispin exclusively fills his bong with chilled Evian, sources rolling…
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Straight Edge Cop Torn on Whether to Plant Drugs on Suspect
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TARZANA, Calif. – Straight Edge LAPD Officer Donald Harvey could not decide whether to plant narcotics on a man from…
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Opinion: Just Because I’m Straight Edge Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Start a Bar Fight
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I don’t drink and I don’t do drugs. Never have, never will. People seem to have a hard time with…
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Report: Scariest Looking Dude A Straight Edge Vegan Pacifist
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Initial intimidation of the 6’ 7 muscly, bearded, heavily tattooed man with his arms crossed was subsequently…
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