Michael Luis
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VANCOUVER, Wash. — Howard Ramirez, the longtime merch guy for the metal band Hellspawn, was folded and crammed into a…
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Freelancer
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Cheer up! This full-grown woman thinks nobody likes her because she's super annoying and says weird shit at parties, but…
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Zach Hudson
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Life comes at you fast sometimes. One day you’re a middle manager at your dad’s accounting firm with a nice…
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Max Barth
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study from researchers at Harvard University shows that only 20% of Americans currently have access…
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Chris Bowen
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PITTSBURGH – Local crust punk Connor Thompson openly rejects the use of normal paper coffee filters and instead uses a…
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Max Barth
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PARIS — A team of international scientists at the University of Paris stunned the world when they produced the first…
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Stephen Bell
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In Green Day’s song “Longview,” singer Billy Joe Armstrong makes reference to masturbating until it loses its fun. We decided…
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John Danek
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PETALUMA, Calif. — Indie/jangle pop band Diet Water vowed that they will never play a show in Israel out of…
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Stevie Nicks is unquestionably one of the greatest pop songwriters of all time. Unfortunately for her fans, she’s long made…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW YORK — Popular dictionary manufacturer Merriam-Webster made an unexpected change to the definition of “self-made” to include musicians with…
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