James Webster
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WASHINGTON — A new report from the Food and Drug Administration confirmed that the rate of teenagers rhyming the word…
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Patrick Sullivan
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced earlier this week that the streaming platform lost 200,000 monthly viewers…
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Sam Eardley
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Whether it's hiding backward satanic messages in their songs or non-consensually downloading their album to your iPhone, musicians are never…
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Krissy Howard
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OGDEN, Utah — Open-minded cop Dennis Alvarez took several minutes to carefully weigh both sides of a fictional narrative he…
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Oh, hey there. This is a pretty cool party, right? I couldn’t help overhear a conversation you were having earlier…
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John Danek
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TRENTON, N,J. — Music, the auditory art form which has been a part of humanity since antiquity, issued an apology…
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Nathan Kamal
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Hey, everybody? It’s me, Green Squadron Leader. I know we have a lot going on right now and this whole…
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Doug Kolic
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TOLEDO, Ohio. – Local goth office worker Todd Schmidt admitted privately that he is secretly craving a slice of the…
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Nathan Kamal
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All my adult life, people have wondered about my secrets. How is it that I, a man with a ponytail…
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John Danek
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DERA ISMAIL KHAN SUBDIVISION, Pakistan – Militant extremist group Al-Qaeda, the terrorist cell responsible for the 9/11 attacks, claimed to…
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