Nathan Kamal
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Dads are lame. Even if your dad can occasionally impart a life lesson or bring you a case of toilet…
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Krissy Howard
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DRYDEN, N.Y. — An online trend known as the “milk crate challenge” left local punk Shelby Smalls with almost no…
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Bobby Korec
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It is well documented on Wikipedia that the Misfits are synonymous with horror movie subject matter and imagery, but not…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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WASHINGTON — President Biden announced a rebranding of the “Middle East Peace Process” to “The War On War” in hopes…
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Jake Menez
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Hey, thanks for agreeing to meet with me in this shadowy parking garage. Okay, so before I can buy a…
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MEDFORD, Mass. — The basement practice space at 234 Syrup Street is reportedly overrun by enough Aspergillus fumigatus to dampen…
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LOS ANGELES — A Weird Transparent Angel Lady, best known for her work as the cover model on Nirvana’s final…
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Brad Skafish
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LONDON — In the wake of legendary Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts’ death at 80, Keith Richards is grieving his…
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Ian Yamamoto
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Hugh Bellamy’s self care practice was revealed to be one of the more disgusting things…
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Dianne Nora
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LOS ANGELES — A leaked trailer for the 90-day report from the intelligence community regarding COVID-19’s origins suggests the incident…
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