Patrick Crooks
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SANDUSKY, Ohio — The Pop Punk Diocese of Ohio is facing a wave of criticism following the transfer of a…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead, avid corpse paint donner and frequent leather pants wearer Zachary Petrosyan is reportedly fed up with…
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Nathan Kamal
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Every morning, I wake up and lay in bed, thinking about how my day is going to go while listening…
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Jay Shingle
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Members of notorious local punk house “Dish Pitt” finally found disappeared roommate Jon “Scuzzy” Baker last week…
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Krissy Howard
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ST. LOUIS — Local man who is living with functional depression, Dan Sousa, surprised exactly no one after it was…
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Ryan Danley
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PRESCOTT, Ariz. — FBI Agent Dan Trolley defused a tense standoff with local police over the jurisdiction of a crime…
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James Knapp
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Look, some things are just set in stone. 2 + 2 = 4. “I” before “E” except after “C.” Flu…
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John Danek
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — Metalcore band Her Empty Lungs have yet to replicate the success of their Lady Gaga “Poker…
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Krissy Howard
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FARMINGTON, N.M. — Local man Derek Romero received the disappointment of a lifetime after the metal band he had devoted…
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Rob Steinberg
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DRAG KINGDOM — The tyrannical Drag Queen known as Cleo Fabtra was overthrown in an absolutely fabulous revolution by drag…
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